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Oct22 11

i tried this to beat a speeding fine but why didnt it function..A police officer pulls me over for speeding?

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Question by kissmtbutt: i tried this to beat a speeding fine but why didnt it perform..A police officer pulls me more than for speeding?
and has the following exchange:
Officer: Could I see your driver’s license?
Conan: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got caught drink driving.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this automobile?
Conan: It’s not my vehicle. I stole it.
Officer: The auto is stolen?
Conan: That’s appropriate. But come to believe of it, I believe I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There is a gun in the glove box?
Conan: Yes sir. That is exactly where I put it following I shot and killed the woman who owns this vehicle and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Conan: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer instantly known as his captain. The vehicle was swiftly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to manage the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Conan: Certain. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Conan: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.
The driver owned the vehicle.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there is a gun in it?
Conan: Yes, sir, but there is no gun in it. Certain enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you thoughts opening your trunk? I was told you stated there’s a body in it.
Conan: No issue.
Trunk is opened no body.
Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you stated you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Conan: Yeah, I’ll bet that Liar told you I was speeding too!!
how little jo i only just posted it if you no like you no answer yaaaa

Best answer:

Answer by RoyalApple
omg so funny!

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11 Comments

  1. littlejoe | October 22, 2011 at 6:17 am

    have seen that one several times already.

    Reply
  2. oslove46 | October 22, 2011 at 7:13 am

    Good one, I enjoyed it very much.
    Keep up the great sense of humor.
    Take care

    Reply
  3. Nova | October 22, 2011 at 8:07 am

    interesting…

    but it didn’t work, you said?!

    Reply
  4. ausblue | October 22, 2011 at 8:59 am

    hahah good one & i had not heard that one before

    Reply
  5. Steph | October 22, 2011 at 9:49 am

    haha, i like that one!

    Reply
  6. loquita.bella | October 22, 2011 at 10:35 am

    Good one, really liked it alot!! :)

    Reply
  7. Afallon | October 22, 2011 at 10:58 am

    Very good…I bet it pees off the ‘speed kills’ prats though.
    Speed doesn’t kill…crashing does. Tiredness and drunkeness and loss of concentration cause many more accidents than driving over some archaic 1960s limit.

    Reply
  8. Nikki | October 22, 2011 at 11:25 am

    hahaha aw i love it! :)

    Reply
  9. dream theatre | October 22, 2011 at 11:49 am

    cool

    Reply
  10. Esther | October 22, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    I laughed when I read it for the first time. It’s not funny anymore

    Reply
  11. trekkie_from_hecky | October 22, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    old but still funny

    Reply

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